FUCK
Dog Cone Full of Stuffed Animals
And he couldn’t be happier.
FREEZE VEGAN POLICE: sillyunicorntime: bookstores and libraries should be like churches,...
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
…
lmao new jersey, hey cool
He cut out parts of his intestines and threw them at police. NJ, always going hard
jersey, where we throw our intestines at people
if you ever feel stupid remember you’re not that one of those people who take did-yuo-know seriously
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
which god do i have to pray to to wake up as cameron frye in the morning
so, I was supposed to make a “short, convincing commercial about why deforestation is bad” for science
I got a little carried away
oH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
Nothing pulls you out of the drama of the political struggles inside Republic City like
CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO
It puts the MAD in Madagascar.
