[1:53:13 PM] Sassy (Bandit): No I just have this idea that you're a sweet, honest, kind lady with a heart of gold and the liver of a sailor
shitroughdrafts:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. 2014.
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shitroughdrafts:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, directed by Anthony and Joe Russo. 2014.

Pre-order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

officialunitedstates:

next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.”  they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”

"[She bites God in the wrist]"

stage direction from Artaud’s The Jet of Blood (via elucipher)

wikipedia’s summary of this play is something else

(via aeromachia)
 
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