[1:53:13 PM] Sassy (Bandit): No I just have this idea that you're a sweet, honest, kind lady with a heart of gold and the liver of a sailor
Monday, December 12, 2011
c0m3atmebr0:

Let’s do the FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!
Let’s do the FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!

always gets me.

c0m3atmebr0:

Let’s do the FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!

Let’s do the FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!

always gets me.

Sunday, November 20, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
bunnyfood:

Genesis: Chapter 3
20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was.
21 And God said, “Let there be an herb that when set ablaze and inhaled, it shall expand your mind in new and interesting ways. And I shall try this herb right now, while I am creating shit.” And so he did.
22 And God said, “Okay, so, what if… I took a beaver, right? And then gave it a duck bill. Wait, wait, I’m not done. Now… let’s make it a mammal, but have it lay eggs. Dude, this is awesome. What else? Ummm… a venomous foot would be cool. And it should waddle like an idiot.” And it was so.
God giggled for 30 minutes, ate some Doritos, and fell asleep for a while. 
And it was good.
(via thefrogman)

bunnyfood:

Genesis: Chapter 3

20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was.

21 And God said, “Let there be an herb that when set ablaze and inhaled, it shall expand your mind in new and interesting ways. And I shall try this herb right now, while I am creating shit.” And so he did.

22 And God said, “Okay, so, what if… I took a beaver, right? And then gave it a duck bill. Wait, wait, I’m not done. Now… let’s make it a mammal, but have it lay eggs. Dude, this is awesome. What else? Ummm… a venomous foot would be cool. And it should waddle like an idiot.” And it was so.

God giggled for 30 minutes, ate some Doritos, and fell asleep for a while. 

And it was good.

(via thefrogman)

Thursday, November 3, 2011
buzzfeed:

magiccardswithgooglyeyes:

huhurr

This is the best thing of the day.

screaming
GUYS GUYS GUYS BRETT, ANTHONY, STEPHEN
PLEASE LOOK AT THIS TUMBLR

buzzfeed:

magiccardswithgooglyeyes:

huhurr

This is the best thing of the day.

screaming

GUYS GUYS GUYS BRETT, ANTHONY, STEPHEN

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS TUMBLR

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

crevices:

I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
ohnoitsgojira:

texasnorth:

ARDERP IN DERPCEPTION
ahahahahaha fave gif.

I reblogged this a month ago, but this is for you: Kelsey, Anthony, Ryann, and Brett.

ohnoitsgojira:

texasnorth:

ARDERP IN DERPCEPTION

ahahahahaha fave gif.

I reblogged this a month ago, but this is for you: Kelsey, Anthony, Ryann, and Brett.

Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
 
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